To my Mom..

Can you see the resemblance?!! Someday I hope to turn out just like her!(Only a mother can get away with saying such wise words!)

"What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?"

"Put on your sweater... you're making me cold."

"Don't make those faces - your face will freeze like that."

"Wear clean underwear in case you get into an accident."

"If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."

"Don't put that in your mouth; you don't know where it's been!"

"Don't run with scissors."
"BECAUSE I'M THE MOM, THAT'S WHY!"

(You just can't argue with that!)

When you read this...send a prayer up for her!